The new acne underwear campaign featuring gymnasts made me think of my beloved Alexei Nemov. I can still remember the first time I saw him during OL in Atlanta in 1996. Love at first sight. Fine muscles built of borsch and slightly sad Russian eyes. I would still put on my fur hat and play the balalaika while watching him do something fancy in the parallel bars any day.
Why the f***ck do I fall in love with a gymnast?